mcdonalds is considering serving breakfast all day
so i bumped into this kid i used to go to school with 3 years below me down at the train station today and i somehow managed to make him buy me a watermelon from the grocery store
but then i took it one step further and convinced him that we needed party hats
for both us and the watermelon
i’ve barely even spoken to this kid before in my life and he did exactly what i said without hesitation
being a girl is really fucking expensive
Because men have more muscle mass, they burn about 20 percent more calories doing nothing, even at the same height, and men are on average 5 inches taller than women, which further widens the calorie burning gap. So men have to eat more.
this was about makeup
pads and tampons aren’t that cheap either
Or bras. Those just cost way too much for just keeping my boobs up.